Hey there. Wanna donut? Well, buy some anyway. Buy like 5 dozen donuts then put them out at work or your Learning Annex pottery class or wherever and just watch everyone go into a trance when they see that box in the middle of the room. If they had ten seconds to save their moms from being lowered into a vat of acid they'd take the time to shove a fucking donut in their mouths first. They're trying to fill a void.