“Guess you didn’t get invited either,” the maintenance guy says to you.
“Invited to what?”
“Yesterday they were all like, ‘Let’s work somewhere else.’” he says. “They invited everyone they thought was cool.”
You ask him where the new cool office is.
“Dunno,” he says. “All I know is they think this office is played and for lame-o’s.”
The elevator door opens. Harold, the smelly guy in HR, steps onto the floor and looks around at the empty desks.
“Goddammit!” he says. “This happens at every place I work!”
You and Harold marry.
Happy There’s No One At Your Office Anymore Day!