First thing you’ll do when you’re free. The thing you’ve been dying for during this entire abduction.
“For the life of me I don’t know,” you tell your kidnapper. “I think about food I want to eat or places I want to go and it’s like, who cares?”
“You’re depressed,” she says.
“But I’m not. Not right now.”
Your kidnapper starts shaking her head.
“I don’t wanna leave!”
“Don’t make me go back out there.”
“We need this money. We need your dad’s money.”
You know it’s true. So you turn back to your list, trying to think of anything you want to do when you’re free. You write “Drink a milkshake?” then cross it off, crumple up your paper and throw yourself face down on the pull out bed.
Happy Think About What You Want To Do When The Ransom Gets Paid Day!