A greedy developer wants to buy out Murdertown and build a golf course. You guys need to raise some money.
“Car wash,” you’ll suggest, and everyone will start gathering buckets and sponges.
Cars will come from miles and miles, and before you know it, there will be a line stretching down main street of people waiting to get their cars washed. Unfortunately you and your townsfolk with murder all of them before they can even pay. The rest of the day will be spent disposing of the bodies, but with the money in the victims’ wallets and the money you get from selling the victims’ cars, you raise just enough to keep the greedy developer from buying you all out.
“You’ve won this round,” the greedy developer will say just before you all, predictably, murder him.
Happy Murdertown Day!