The truck is speeding through town, swerving left and right, trying to make you lose your grip and roll off but it can’t shake you free.
“Goddammit Julie I’m your father!” you shout at your daughter behind the wheel.
“You’re nothing to me!” she shouts back and she once again swerves to make you lose your grip. You almost slide off but just manage to secure yourself.
“Pull this truck over young lady!” you shout.
Your daughter speeds up. “I’ll kill us both if that’s what it takes!”
“No!” you shout.
Julie goes even faster. You can see that the bridge ahead is out. She really hates you that much that she’d kill herself just to make sure you die today. You really were a horrible father to her, weren’t you. But there’s only one way to redeem yourself.
“I love you sweetie!” you shout. Then you roll off the roof. Julie feels the bump when she runs you over. She slows down the truck to check her mirror to see that you’re not moving. Looking at your bloody remains she realizes that you really did love her. You might not have been a good father, but at least she knows you cared enough to give your life in order to save hers. So everything’s fine between you and your daughter now.
Happy You’re On The Roof Of A Truck Day!