The Killing Hills Day!
You'll marry in The Killing Hills. The view is divine.
You'll honeymoon on Rape Island. The daiquiris are to die for.
You'll summer at Cape Cancer. Where a moonlit nightswim can bring a heart back to God.
You'll live in Get Stabbed In The Face Every Time You Come Home Cove. If you lived there, you'd be home by now (if you were there).
You'll work at the law firm of Deceive, Shove, and Spitalot, where men become rich.
You'll die in a car.
Happy The Killing Hills Day! Your son will go to the University of Snot.