Under Blankets Day!
We go under blankets to play Naked Monster Killer.
"Are you the Monster who has been terrorizing the villagers?" I ask.
"I am that Monster," she growls. "I am misunderstood."
"Help me to understand you then."
We go under blankets to play Naked War Crimes Tribunal.
"Are you the leader of the country who has exacted genocide upon the lands?" I ask.
"I am that leader," she says, using a non-descript accent (kinda Russian). "I only killed those who posed a threat."
"Explain to me how an entire race of people, including its women and its young children, could constitute a threat to you."
We go under blankets to play Naked Bereaved Granddaughter Being Consoled.
"Are you the granddaughter whose grandfather has recently died?" I ask.
"I am that granddaughter," she sobs. "He was pretty awesome."
"Tell me some happy memories about him."
We fuck. (there's nothing wrong with that)
Happy Under Blankets Day!