Friday, September 17, 2004

My Love Is Squared Day!

"Let’s say that yesterday I loved you to a certain degree. Well, in the last 24 hours, I’ve squared it. Today, I love you times my love for you."

"Your love is squared?" say. You’re lying naked in bed, on your backs, side by side, your fingertips grazing in his pubis. You had sex 70 minutes ago and there’s some semen under you.

"Yeah, my love is squared."

You feel guilty. You love him, but if your love for him is growing at all, it’s not growing very rapidly. You could safely say that you love him maybe 7% more than you did yesterday.

"You’re loving me too fast," say.

"I can’t stop."

Don’t say anything else. Think on it a while. If you say the wrong thing, you two might break up.

Happy My Love Is Squared Day!