Happy 15th Anniversary You Two Day!
You know the drill. Get naked and sit Indian Style in the middle of the floor. Lean forward as far as you can. Lean forward so far that it feels like your spines are about to snap. Try to touch noses. Hold it.
On the count of three, shout the first thing that comes into your mind.
She shouted failure. He shouted Evelyn (her name's Doris).
Happy Happy 15th Anniversary You Two Day!