Friday, August 15, 2003

A Dress Lands On The Floor Day!

It might be lighter than air, he'll think. You might be wearing it not only to make him believe in Jesus Christ, but because if you didn't have your arms hooked into the little sleeves it would just float away like a page of newspaper in autumn. He'll not really be certain. He'll think it looks like it's made of nothing, and he'll be about ready to put five dollars down on that. Take the bet and step out of the dress.

When it lands on his floor, you will be five dollars in the black, little baby naked baby.

Happy A Dress Lands On The Floor Day!