Thursday, August 21, 2003

Know Anything For Certain, Anything At All Day!

Getting out of bed? Doubt it! Not unless you can say that you know a single thing to be true about your empirical universe. Get started!

"I see feet. I see them, right there at the end of those legs. Those legs that I am almost positively certain are mine. And the hips, the belly button, the big orange birthmark next to the nipple on the left. I can see it all. Those feet, they must be mine. But...but um..."

Good effort baby! Sadly, you still never once existed even for a second as far as you're concerned. So either get out of bed or don't. No matter what you choose, at the end of the day it didn't happen.

Happy Know Anything For Certain, Anything At All Day!