Wednesday, January 19, 2005

A Famous Tapdancer Day

A Famous Tapdancer Day!

"Not Gregory Hines!" they shout.

You hate this game. You don't know any fucking famous tapdancers, yet if you don't think of one fast you're going to let your whole team down.

"Running out of time," the dick with the hourglass shouts.

"Fuck you."

No one says anything. You try to laugh it off, then you remember that your wife is the only one in the room who met you before tonight.

"Honey," your wife says.

"Fuck you too," you say. "This party sucks. This party game sucks harder."


Happy A Famous Tapdancer Day!