Monday, January 05, 2004

Most Games Aren't Fun Day!

Spin The Bottle is not "most games." Spin The Bottle is a game in which between three and eight players of similar sexual orientation sit in a circle surrounding an empty soda bottle on the floor of a basement. Each player takes turns spinning the bottle in its place on the floor. When the bottle stops spinning, the person at whom it points must accept the spinner's loving kiss. Players should be under the age of fourteen and hot.

Seven Minutes In Heaven is another game which can be quite fun. Seven Minutes In Heaven is a game in which two people of similar sexual orientation (if both straight, players should be male and female. If both gay, players should be of the same sex) enter a closet. Within the confines of that closet, for only seven minutes, all inhibitions of the everyday world should be forgotten and frantic fornication should ensue. When the seven minutes are up, the players are required to leave the closet and ignore each other for the remainder of the party and school year. Players should be under the age of 35.

Happy Most Games Aren't Fun Day!