Thursday, January 08, 2004

In Boats Day!

Your brother was strangled in a canoe. His body was chained up to some cement blocks and tossed over the side. The man who strangled him is still alive. He is a United States Senator.

Your brother was working for this Senator's campaign in 1994. Your brother found a document that implicated the Senator in a vast insurance fraud. Your brother had no intention of revealing the Senator's crimes. In fact, your brother loved the Senator. This was not good enough for the Senator.

Just thought you should know seeing as you've been hunting down your brother's murderer these six or seven years. Oh, and we got your brother's body from the lake. He's over there.

Happy In Boats Day!