Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Sick Buddy Day!

Got a sick buddy? Go to his sick bed and tell him about you and his wife. Tell him about the cheating, the sneaking around, the hiding in his closet when he came home early. Even if nothing happened, tell him what you wish would have happened had his wife been attracted to you in the slightest. Tell him about the fantasies, the Facebook pictures you’d print out and tape up in your shower, the undergarments you stole from her dresser when you slipped away during his dinner parties. Your buddy will appreciate your honesty, and if he survives this mild cold, your friendship will be the better for it.

Happy Sick Buddy Day!