Sunday, May 06, 2012

Lose Everything Day!

Whether it’s in a high stakes poker game, a mudslide, or a gaslight situation where for some reason everyone you love and all of your colleagues pretend they’ve never met you before, today’s the day you lose everything and start over from scratch. Maybe you could finally be a fireman like you’ve always wanted? Or one of those guys who rubs the new billboards over the old ones? Just whatever you do, don’t gravitate right back into your career as a child psychologist because puke!

Happy Lose Everything Day!