Make A Wish has a program for adults and they really came through for you by flying in all the guys you could have slept with but you passed for whatever reason and you’ve spent your life wishing you’d gone ahead and done it.
They’re all lined up and one by one they walk past your bed and say, “I regret it too.”
They all look awful and old. One or two are sobbing. The Make A Wish person will drag them out of there.
The rest of them show you photos of their wives and point out how they don’t measure up to you. You only get to the ninth guy’s picture before you die.
Happy The Sex You Should’ve Had Day!