Today’s the day to stop being so obsessed with material possessions.
“I have had enough of caring more about what I buy than who I am!” you shout while setting fire to your 50 inch plasma screen TV.
“Our house!” your wife will shout as the fire spreads.
“Oh you mean the house we BOUGHT?” you’ll say. “That’s all you care about. You disgust me.”
Your kids will run out to the lawn clutching their favorite stuffed animals. You’ll rip the stuffed animals from their hands and toss them into the fire.
“Asshole!” your kids will shout in unison. “Such an asshole!”
Happy Become Less Materialistic Day!