“I only married you because I thought it would make me seem cool,” tell him.
Your husband will demand a divorce because you’re a poser. The court will rule in his favor.
“Being cool is about what’s inside,” the judge will rule. “Marrying someone just because you want to seem awesome, the court finds that that’s lame.”
You’ll split your assets in half then you’ll go back to living alone and unmarried like most lamers do.
Happy Tell Your Husband The Truth Day!