You’re a cop working on a cold case and you just put the pieces together and realized who the murderer was.
“Why’d you have to go snooping around?” a voice says behind you. You turn around. It’s your wife.
“Is that why you married me? To keep an eye on me in case I get too close to the truth?” you ask.
Your wife says yes. Then she shoots you.
Before you die, you start laughing very hard. Your wife asks what’s so funny.
“You’ll find out,” you say.
When the cable bill arrives with all the movies you watched the weekend before you died, your wife will be stunned.
“He truly did have the last laugh,” she says as she writes a check for an additional $14.96.
Happy Cold Case Day!