You’ve done things. Terrible things. They’ve left you feeling rotten from the inside out. Your guilt is a dark ooze that seeps from your pores and releases an odor so pungent it keeps you up at night. You don’t know if you’ll ever be clean again.
“Have you tried taking a shower with new improved fresh scent Dove?” your wife asks.
You go into the bathroom and give it a shot. Then you come back to bed.
“That did the trick,” you say. “Thanks for the tip. Dove really works.”
“So you cut the brakes on a schoolbus,” she says. “Big whoop.”
“Totally,” you say. “No matter how filthy my conscience makes me feel, it’s no match for Dove.”
Happy Try To Get Clean Again Day!