“I’ve got it. I want to go skydiving,” the husband says.
The wife says it’s settled then and goes to bed.
In the morning, the husband heads off to a skydiving place. He goes through a class to train him how to sky dive. He signs some papers, goes up in the plane, dies.
When the wife gets the news, she says, “Good.”
The husband watches from a cloud in heaven and cries and cries.
Happy Skydiving Day!