You're Not His Girlfriend Day!
But you're in his bed.
"I'd better break up with my girlfriend now," he says.
You drink the coffee he gave you while he calls his girlfriend and tells her it's over.
"That's all over with," he says. "Your place or mine?"
He moves into your place. Things go very well and he invents something essential to the American kitchen.
"We have so much money," he says.
"Let's kill our enemies," you suggest.
With your enemies gone, the next few years feel like heaven. Then you both grow bored.
"He's not your boyfriend," you say. The naked girl in your bed is quite attractive.
"We had a good run though," he says from the bed.
"Gimme 20 million," you say.
He says, "Done." You're rich and you're single again. Rowrrr!
Happy You're Not His Girlfriend Day!