Date A Wizard Day!
You should date a wizard for several reasons. Number one, you've always wondered what it would be like to date someone who looks more fabulous than you. The right wizard, the one who is still on his way up and isn't burnt out on weed, will wear only the finest in bedazzled velvet cloaks. Secondly, a wizard can make you rich simply by burning a hole through a live frog with some matches. Thirdly, wizards eat the puss.
A wizard's gonna call you tonight and ask you to go see The Grudge with him. Say hell yes.
Happy Date A Wizard Day!