You And Your Big Sister, Out On The High Seas Day!
Today, you and your big sister Joan are going out in the most seaworthy of vessels to hunt down the legendary treasure of Queen Violeta. Your big sister Joan can be really bossy, which is why she's going to be captain and you're going to be first mate.
"I'm older than you," Joan said, when she suggested that she be the captain.
"You're not Mom and Dad," you replied.
"I know. But when Mom and Dad aren't around, I'm in charge, so I should give the orders when we're out at sea."
You couldn't argue with this.
Off you go with the breath of God sending you speeding after the end of the world like there was a bounty on its head. By January, Joan will die of scurvy and you'll be alone and sad.
Happy You And Your Big Sister, Out On The High Seas Day!