You found an old lantern in the woods and you rubbed it and a genie popped out and granted you two wishes.
“Just to test this out, I wish that Kansas was gone.”
The genie says cool, then you check your phone and find CNN reporting that Kansas is gone and everyone there is presumed dead. Everyone in the country’s sad now.
“Aw man, okay bring Kansas back.”
The genie says cool then disappears. You check your phone and find out they found Kansas and everyone’s fine. Way to waste two wishes, dumbass.
Happy Two Wishes Day!