You’re in jail and you’re feeling like you and your fellow inmates never talk.
“I see you guys every day but I feel like we barely know a thing about each other,” you tell the five inmates with whom you’re crowded into a two-person cell.
“What you wanna know?” Scary Ralph, one of the inmates asks.
“Well, what are your interests?”
Scary Ralph says he’s interested in setting fire to Crazy Murray, who distributes books for the library.
“He was using the bench in the yard,” he says. “That’s our yard.”
You start to say that you’d rather know about his deeper interests, like what really makes him tick, but just then you hear the squeaky wheels of the library cart. Before you know it, Scary Ralph has sprayed Crazy Murray with something flammable and tossed a match. You know then there’s not going to be any conversation had today, not with Crazy Murray running around screaming in agony like he does. Can’t even hear yourself think.
Happy Making Conversation In Jail Day!