Today you'll be having a nice lunch in a nice restaurant when you'll be visited at your table by the restaurant manager. It will be Sam, the guy your daughter married once.
"Can you tell your daughter I'm manager here now?" Sam will ask. "She ended it because she said I'd never follow through on my dreams of managing a high-end restaurant like this one. Seeing as you eat here, you clearly agree that this place is pretty boss. Can you tell her? Can you tell your daughter I made it?"
"No," tell Sam. Then explain that your daughter cut you out of her life after you pressured her to divorce Sam.
"I'm the one who convinced her to leave you, son," tell him. "I told her she's better than you. I told her you were never going to be more than you were."
Sam's voice will be choked with rage. "Then you are duty-bound to tell her you were wrong!"
"She already knows, son," tell Sam. "But she's remarried to a man she doesn't love, and she has two young children who don't impress her, but she says she's stuck with them, all because I told her you weren't good enough. She told me it was all my fault and she said that's the last I'd hear from her."
"I could go to her," Sam will say. "I could destroy her family and we could finally live out the happy life I know we were supposed to share"
"It's the only way she'll ever speak to me again," say to Sam. "I'll fund the operation and get you the manpower."
And that's how you and Sam will join forces and gather an eclectic crew in a high-stakes caper to break up your daughter's home!
Happy Sam The Guy Your Daughter Married Once Day!