Fall In Love With Somebody Day!

What are you waiting for? Love feels good. It makes you smile and slack off at work and you eat much more often at very nice restaurants. The sex is really good because you care about it or something and you really want it. You walk around with this stupid face on your head that tells criminals that you're easy to rob, and even when you do get robbed it's no big deal because you found that special someone whose nudity is somehow much more important than the nudity of others. And when you're in love with someone and you see them, you feel happy just for having eyes to see with and shit.