You’re a new hire in an IT department and you’re sitting in a music venue listening to your boss sing a terrible original blues number called “External Hard Drive Blues.”
The song is about how his “old lady” found his “girly movies” on his external hard drive and now he’s got “the blues.”
You want to keep this job so you didn’t think you had a choice but to come see him play when he handed you the flyer. At the end of his set your boss is going to come and sit at your table.
“You’re the first of my staff I could ever get to come out and see me,” he’ll say. “They don’t like to mix the personal with the office. They don’t think it’s right to work under someone after you’ve witnessed their art. That’s what they say anyway. But you’re different.”
Tell him, “You looked like you were really having some fun up there.”
He’ll say that you get him and he’ll ask if you want to make love to his wife while he watches.
“Come on,” he’ll say. “Don’t make me write a song called the Rejected Request To Have Sex With My Wife While I Watch Blues.”
Follow him home in his car and make love to his wife while he watches. Anything to keep him from writing another song.
Happy External Hard Drive Blues Day!