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Tuesday April 10, 2007 |
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Your Thirteen Year Old Son Got His Dick Caught In One Of The Mousetraps Day!
You placed them throughout the house in various nooks and corners. It’d be absolutely impossible, even by accident, for anyone to get his penis anywhere near one of those traps. Unless he was really curious.
“You’re not in trouble,” you’ll tell your son after you set him free. “But can you just tell me if you have any…questions? About anything?”
Your son will burst into tears and scream, “I’m not dirty! NOT NOT NOT DIRTY!” Then he’ll run away. Nice going.
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Happy Your Thirteen Year Old Son Got His Dick Caught In One Of The Mousetraps Day!
