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Thursday October 11, 2007 |
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Find Out Something Shocking About Your Wife Of Thirty Years Day!
Today you should snoop through your wife’s things until you find something shocking, such as a bucket of decaying severed children’s fingers, or some weed.
“Have you been smoking marijuana / murdering children?” you should ask her.
“I want a divorce,” she’ll say. “I kept my love of marijuana / child murder from you because I was afraid you would condemn me. I can see I was right.”
Beg her not to go. Tell her you’ll stand by her no matter how many children she kills / wasted she gets. She’ll tell you it’s too late.
“Our life is a lie.”
At that she’ll go outside and spark up / slit the paperboy’s throat and saw him apart in the yard. You’ll go into your den and turn the TV on loud, cursing yourself for being so nosy.
PS: Check out HAPPY CRUELTY DAY! It's the 'Girls Are Pretty' Book and it's downright stupid.
Happy Find Out Something Shocking About Your Wife Of Thirty Years Day!
