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Friday October 12, 2007 |
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Explain To Your Hot Roommate How Feng Shui Works Day!
“Everything has its place,” explain to him. “And you arrange things according to a certain connection that allows the energies to flow properly throughout the room.”
“Makes sense,” he’ll say.
“If things are rearranged to break the feng shui, very bad things can happen and the apartment can become a terrible place to live.”
“Don’t want that to happen,” he’ll say.
“So we’re gonna have to move the couch against the big wall. The desk is gonna have to slide over here by the window,” say to him. “And you’re gonna have to go up my butt.”
“This goes back centuries,” he’ll say. “Can’t be wrong.”
Your hot roommate will help you to move the couch and the desk and then you’ll both climb on the couch and he’ll go up your butt. The apartment will instantly feel much more livable.
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Happy Explain To Your Hot Roommate How Feng Shui Works Day!
