Today you should have sex that is so completely forgettable and not even worth the mess that you'll get on a plane and fly back to your mama's house so you can slap her across the face because she never told you sex could be so "eh."
"You're withholding," your Mama will say, rubbing her cheek where you slapped her. "You got that from me."
"But I want to give of myself completely and totally to another," you'll say. "I want to lose myself in strange flesh."
"Psssh," your mother will say. "If you figure out how to do that be sure and send me the handbook when you're done, kay?"
You'll slap your mother again. She'll slap you back and then overturn the coffee table separating the two of you. Both of you grab a weapon and settle this once and for all.
Have Sex So Forgettable You'll Go Home And Slap Your Mama Day!
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