It's going to happen on your commute into work. If you ride the train or bus, she'll spill some coffee on your knee, not so much that you'll get angry the way that you can sometimes when you've already been dating someone for a while, but enough that you'll have to speak to her and address the situation.
If you drive to work alone every day, you'll meet her after your car breaks down and you're forced to hitchhike a ride. She'll pick you up in her car, and you'll talk to each other at a rapid pace so that you can make it clear that you're not the kind of man who kills girls and she can make it clear that she's the kind of girl who doesn't want to die. Then she'll spill coffee on your knee and you'll be forced to address it.
'I'm so sorry!' she'll say.
'I hated these pants anyway. What do you do for a living?' you'll ask.
'I own and operate a company that designs and manufactures highly sensitive landmines. My customers are mostly warlords and insurgents in countries thrown into chaos,' she'll say.
You'll ask, 'Aren't there a lot of groups campaigning to put a stop to the use of landmines because they kill so many civilians and aid workers?'
"Bunch of crybabies," she'll say.
Then you'll look into her eyes and you'll just know.
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