Sunday, February 22, 2004

Sunshine Makes Your Friends Phone Day!

Come outside, it's nice outside. Come and join us. Sun and a mimosa. Come and join us.

It's good that you checked the weather report before eating all your pills. On sunny days, they call and they pop by and your earth-shattering suicide might have been reduced to just another pathetic little "attempt." You were right to wait until this Thursday, when that cold front's gonna push down over the lakes and give us a little bit of AM hail.

Happy Sunshine Makes Your Friends Phone Day!