Living With AIDS Beats The Shit Out Of Living With Your Parents Day!
At least AIDS doesn't tell you to get a fucking job every five minutes. And if you're living with AIDS, you can bring home babes any time you feel like it. And you don't have to worry about your Dad all of a sudden coming down to use the basement bathroom just so he can get a look at her. And the best thing about living with AIDS is that people think you're awesome just for living. Try to get someone to admire your courage for pushing two of your folks' old couches together and pretending it's a king-sized bed. I'm telling you, you have to get out of that situation. Catch AIDS.
Happy Living With AIDS Beats The Shit Out Of Living With Your Parents Day!