Thursday, December 19, 2002

Loaf Of Pumpernickel Bread Day!

You've been trying to fuck that loaf of pumpernickel bread for months. Just admit that it's never going to happen because loaves of pumpernickel bread aren't attracted to deaf people. Now make a sandwich.

I said, "MAKE A SANDWICH!!!" God, the deaf blow.

Happy Loaf Of Pumpernickel Bread Day!