Monday, June 17, 2002

Pray To Baby Jesus To Help You Find Lots Of Money Day!

Just explain things to him. Say, "Baby Jesus, when I went to my high school reunion everyone seemed richer than me. All my old friends and enemies seemed to have found lots of money either by marrying someone who had already found some or by going to college. I wanna find lots of money and I need your help. Give me a sign that tells me where there's some money hidden. Like how about if you get a camel to lead me to an abandoned building where drug dealers who are all dead once stashed gajillions of dollars because the heat was coming around the corner? Or just put a bag of thousand dollar bills on my coffee table. Thanks Baby Jesus. I always knew you weren't a fucking asshole."

Happy Pray To Baby Jesus To Help You Find Lots Of Money Day!